me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

(via villainsandvanity)

thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

(via jasdiamonte)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via lament-of-a-butterfly)

Sending emails to teachers
Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)